Be Quiet....It Just Might Make You Happy

Psychologists and researchers tested people's happiness by giving them a device that was worn for four days. They found that the happiest people talked 70% more of the time, and spent 25% less time alone. The happiness amounts didn't raise greatly when people were conversing. So this shows that talking too much is bad for your happiness. This is a lesson well learned, BE QUIET!

Girl Scout Cookies

There has been a recall of the Girl Scout cookie Lemon Chalet Cremes. I don't know what is worse, the Toyota recall or this. Maybe it's a communist plot..... or a Japanese plot to take our attention away from the vehicle issue......

Ohno...... He yawned!

Now we move to speed-skating. Apolo Ohno (speed-skater) must think its pretty boring. I agree here. I mean all speed-skating seems like is skate skate skate turn, skate skate skate turn. I bet all ten people that watch NBC agree too. Not only do they agree with me but they probably broke out laughing.

The Olympics

The latest news is that the 2012 London Olympics will be Michael Phelps's last competition. Some people are shocked by this, but cut him some slack, the guy is old. He had an eight-gold-medal performance in two years and that is surprising. I mean it's surprising because the dude is too old.
Back to my first point he is old and I still don't see how he could ever do it. I mean the chances of it even being possible is the same as of a hobo actually being clean.

Now sticking to the topic of the Winter Olympics, we come to the figure skating. I don't think they should give figure skaters a name because they are pretty much just ballerinas skating around on ice like hooligans (just the ones in the Olympics). And I can't believe that they think they can dress in things that aren't tutus. Hello, they're ballerinas! The only part that is different is that some are boys, and to fit the ballerina idea they should at least wear skirts.